You can have him! - May 04
Jordan has told rival Jodie Marsh she is welcome to her ex Scott Sullivan, as he’s ’rubbish in bed’.

Speaking to OK! Magazine, Jordan dismissed the new couple, saying ’What you’ve got to remember is that Jodie Marsh is trying to be like me anyway... She’s trying to dress like me, tone down her make up like me and it’s just sad.’

Scott of course was the man all but dumped by Jordan while she was on reality TV show ’I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here’, and the pumped up one was equally scathing about him. ’If Jodie’s into her sex like she says she is, Scott’s definitely not the one. Don’t get me wrong, he’s a really nice guy but he’s rubbish in bed!"

Jordan has been giving interviews to all and sundry in the run up to launching her book on the gossip hungry public. However, if she keeps telling us snippets like this, what do we need to read the book for?

Jordan ’the new Barbie’ - April 04
Jordan and Peter Andre are set to take over as the new Barbie and Ken.

Woolworths are planning to stock miniaturised versions of the plastic pair later this year, to take the place of Barbie and Ken who ’split’ recently. There are so many jokes we could make about this we’re not even going to start.

Jordan’s last Posh dig - April 04
Jordan had a last dig at Victoria Beckham before becoming Katie Price for good.

The glamour model, who has vowed that she will abandon the ’Jordan image’ for good took the opportunity to have the last word with both Mrs Beckham and her ex Dane Bowers. The ongoing row with Posh culminated with Jordan telling Ice magazine "she’s not exactly a nice bit of crumpet is she?" and on the subject of Dane "My nipple’s bigger than his thing. What does the fat b*****d do nowadays other than slate me? What does he do, the jellywobble?" The gossip pages won’t be the same without you Jordan!

Jordan does want to know Peter! - 9 Feb
Jordan is out of the jungle and says that she really does fancy Peter Andre..

She refused to see Scott Sullivan, who had flown out to Queensland to try and save their relationship and told ITV2 presenters Tara PT and Mark Durden-Smith ’I had a boyfriend. Over. Gone. Don’t want to know. I just said to him ’I don’t want to speak any more’.

Asked about her and Peter, she replied "You have to wait and see. That will be telling. I always have something up my sleeve."

"I made out to him I had a boyfriend because I didn’t know he was serious. I’ve been watching so now I know he is. I hope he got the message." She had previously told ITV1 hosts Ant and Dec she fancied the singer, saying: "I think he’s gorgeous. He’s the type I’d go for."

Jordan ’glad to be out’ - 7 Feb
Jordan was the fifth person to leave the jungle and said she was glad she was out of it.

She told Ant and Dec that she was pleased to leave the camp because tensions among the group were building up. "I had to leave today. I really am so pleased, I’m so glad I’m out. As long as I was in until the last five, that was all that mattered." she said.

Earlier Peter and Jordan had an argument when he accused the model of being ’full of shit’, after realising she didn’t want him. Jordan had told her fellow celebs that she thought he was flirting with her to increase his votes with the public. But it appears that he was smitten with her all along.