Ozzy robbery - Nov 04
The Osbournes have been robbed of several million dollars worth of jewels. Ozzy and Sharon were asleep in their Buckinghamshire mansion early on Monday morning when they heard movements downstairs - and it wasn’t the dogs having a late night scrap. According to reports Ozzy ambled down to chase the intruders, even getting one in to a headlock, but nonetheless they got away with a substantial amount of Sharon’s very pricey jewellery. While Ozzy and Sharon recover from the latest in a long line of ordeals Simon Cowell, Sharon’s co host on ITV’s X Factor, has told press that he believes that the burglary was a stunt to raise his rival’s profile.

Ozzy ice cream - May 04
An ice cream shop is serving up flavours honouring Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne.

The owners of Country Cow Creamery have designed ice creams named Ozzy’s Carnivorous Carrot Cake and Death by Sharon to be sold throughout America. The company shipped five gallons of the ice creams to Sharon and Ozzy’s home on dry ice as a thanks for letting them use their names.

Sharon’s got X-factor - May 04
Simon Cowell apparently wants to replace Mel B with Sharon Osbourne in his new show.

X-Factor is a new take on the Pop Idol phenomenon and although Cowell originally asked Mel B to be a judge on the talent show, he has since expressed fears that she may use it as a platform to relaunch her pop career (we’re hearing you on that one Simon). The pop mogul has decided instead to approach Sharon Osbourne, who we expect will even manage to make him look like a pussy cat.

Osbournes back on TV - April 04
Ozzy and family are back on US TV following a six week break from filming.

The most foul mouthed family in America took a break from filming their reality show while Ozzy recovered from a quad bike accident but returned to US screens last week. The latest episode shows the veteran rocker convalescing in his Buckinghamshire home but there is no evidence of Kelly’s recent drug problems. yet.

Ozzy wants another baby! - Feb
Sharon Osbourne has let slip that her hubby Ozzy wants another child to add to their family.

Ozzy is still recovering from the quad bike accident that left him with eight broken ribs and a metal bar in place of his collarbone. Sharon said ’My husband is a bloody nutter. He wanted sex the week he came out of hospital. I was like, ’Are you f*****g nuts?’ I hurt just looking at you.

"Can you imagine humping someone with a great big metal neck brace on and his arm in a sling? I was scared to even touch him. He had eight broken ribs, a broken neck, he’s got a metal bar for a collarbone. He’s out of his mind."

Unfortunately I can imagine only too clearly now - ta for that, Sharon!

Sharon’s scrap - 14/04/03
Brummie Ozzy Osbournes wife Sharon has been rushed to hospital after getting into a fight with a junior Hollywood agent.

Sharon was in Beverly Hills having dinner with Ozzy and son Jack, when a girl called Renee Tab reportedly attacked her. Renee had been at the Osbourne’s New Years Eve party - when Sharon and Ozzy renewed their wedding vows. Renee won a ?26,600 diamond and sapphire necklace and ear-ring set during the night, but Sharon later accused Renee of ’being a gate-crashing thief who had no right to the prize’.

The pair met again during the dinner and got into a ’heated tiff’ - resulting in Sharon going to hospital, where she was treated and released, feeling a lot better.. I am sure the ’tiff’ is now in the hands of the lawyers even as we speak.