He’s here, he’s there, he’s everywhere - 11/01/02
As Robbie continues to batter the media climate with alter-egos, self-obsessed movies and cheesy marketing ploys, this spring will see him go one step further. It is rumoured that Mr. Williams has been approached by the makers of the Simpsons. He will be joining a long line of celebrities who have appeared on the show alongside the world renowned, dysfunctional, jaundice family. No doubt all the little teeny bobbers will be squealing in delight and their middle-aged mothers will be licking their wrinkly lips in anticipation of further Robbie fodder, all I can hope for is a little humiliation on the part of Mr. Williams - get out of our faces...

Robbie Exposed 6/11/01
Robbie Williams is believed to have been approached by underwear giants Calvin Klein with regard to being the new face of their advertising campaign. He is known to be very comfortable with getting his kit off and if he does take the job he is expected to donate his fee to his Give It Sum charity.

Bobbie Big Boots 26/10/01
Bad boy Bobby Robbie Williams has been getting a little to big for his boots recently, he is currently on a trip to Taiwan, where he was involved in a slagging match with the airport press. Mr Williams refused to answer questions posed by the press as he was waiting for passport control and when he reverted to plain old insults the press became somewhat agitated. ’I didn’t insult your country - I insulted you.’ Robbie stated before clearing immigration and runnning down the airport hall with the press pursuing him - i must say we expected a little more from you Bobby boy...

Bobbies Boozeless Bar 25/10/01
After years of rehab (drugs and drink) Mr Williams has decided to open his own bar to serve the needs of recovering alcoholics like himself. With an estimated ?5 million ready to spend on his new project, expected to be called Rebos (get it?), this is sure to be a hit with many a fan. Serving purely soft drinks I’m not sure whether I’ll be making any appearances - as far as I can tell bars and booze are the ultimate combination.

Robbie on the romp? 17/10/01
What with rumours flying this way and that, Robbie being spotted leaving Nicole Kidmans’ hotel at 03.00am last week and the ultra saucy video which has been recorded for their new single, how can we help but come up with our own suspicions about what is going on between these two. The fact that the pop promo, shot last Friday, consists of the two having a bit of a romp together, that Nicole was wearing nothing but her jewellery and Robbie nothing but a watch, leaves little to the imagination - could this be the beginning of something special? I doubt it - she’s in the midst of a court battle with ex hubby Tom Cruise and he is [as ever] in the midst of a battle with his self-esteem and ongoing additions

Robbie and friends 09/10/01
Robbie appears aside Rupert Everett, Jane Horrocks and Jon Lovitz tomorrow night at the Albert Hall, whilst providing his ’aspiring’ pop star flat mate with a platform. Jonathan Wilkes will be taking part in the long-awaited swing show with Robbie, who will be accompanied by a 58-piece big band. What Johnny boy doesn’t know yet is that he’s gonna be playing the triangle.